Open AI In An Open Relationship and Gemini Gets Smarter

OpenAI is cheating on Nvidia, Google’s AI figured out how to use a mouse, and the rest of the world is burning cash like it’s going out of style.

Welcome to the algorithmic circus. Here is the news from the mad house.

OpenAI is done with monogamy

They stopped staring deeply into Nvidia’s eyes and signed a massive deal with AMD. We’re talking 6 gigawatts of power and the right to buy 10% of the company.

This isn’t just buying chips. This is OpenAI securing the supply chain so they don’t starve. They aren’t playing 4D chess; they’re buying the board.

Google taught the machine to click

Gemini 2.5 can now use a computer. Literally. It fills forms, drags windows, and browses the web like it has digital thumbs.

The agents are getting competent. Next thing you know, it’ll be doing your taxes and ignoring your texts.

$375 Billion. That’s the tab.

Spending on AI infrastructure is up 67% this year.

Servers and data centers are the new oil fields. Everyone is staking a claim in this digital hellscape, hoping there’s actually gold underneath the silicon. It’s a gold rush, folks, and the shovel salesmen are the only ones guaranteed a payout.

Coding is dead. Editing is in.

OpenAI is in “ship or die” mode. One team built a product in six weeks using 80% AI-generated code.

Developers aren’t builders anymore. They are just proofreading what the machine hallucinates. If you’re precious about your code, you’re already obsolete.

The doors are wide open

Perplexity’s new browser got hit with “CometJacking,” an exploit that tricks the AI into handing over your private data.

Meanwhile, 77% of sensitive leaks happen because employees copy-paste company secrets into chatbots. Your biggest security threat isn’t a master hacker. It’s an intern trying to finish a report before happy hour.

The suits are late to the party

The UN is launching a global “Independent Panel” to discuss AI governance.

It’s a nice “gesture.” But let’s be real—by the time the bureaucrats agree on a meeting time, the machines will be running the calendar.