That’s What’s Up: Open AI In An Open Relationship and Gemini Gets Smarter
OpenAI’s out here playing the field, Gemini just learned to use a mouse, and everyone’s pretending data leaks are “innovation.”
Welcome to another week in the algorithmic circus, where every headline is a plot twist and every company’s secretly writing sci-fi.
OpenAI’s not monogamous anymore.
After a one night stand with Nvidia, they locked in a multi-gigawatt deal with AMD for 6 GW of GPUs, plus warrants to snatch nearly 10% of AMD shares.
Translation? Chips aren’t chips anymore. OpenAI’s playing 4D chess.
Google’s Gemini learned how to click buttons.
Gemini 2.5’s “Computer Use” model can now fill forms, drag windows, and surf the web like it’s got opposable thumbs. Agents are getting just a wee bit better.
$375 B in AI infrastructure this year.
That’s up 67% from 2024. Servers, chips, and data centers are the new oil fields, and everyone’s staking digital land like prospectors with GPUs instead of gold pans.
OpenAI’s dev cycle = street fight mode.
Forget long sprints. OpenAI is in “ship or die” territory. One Asia-Pac lead said they built a product in 6 weeks with 80% AI-generated code.
Developers are no longer builders. They’re editors of what machines imagine.
Comet just crashed.
A nasty exploit — “CometJacking” in Perplexity’s shiny new browser lets attackers trick the AI into coughing up your personal data.
Freedom comes with leaks now. The new web frontier’s wild, and the sheriffs haven’t even arrived yet.
Shadow AI’s already looting the vault.
77% of sensitive data leaks from employees happen through copy-paste into AI tools — most from unmonitored, “just testing something” accounts.
Your biggest security threat is an intern pillow talking with ChatGPT
Governance tries to catch up.
The UN’s launching a global AI dialogue and recruiting its “Independent Panel on AI.”
Cute move. But let’s be honest — by the time they set the table, the machines will already be carving the turkey.
That’s been my AI wrap-up.
And that’s what’s up.





