Your AI Sounds Like Everyone Else, Chief. Fix It.

AI is a relentless conformist. It takes the chaotic, beautiful mess inside your head and sands it down until it looks like beige wallpaper. It makes you sound like everyone else because it is everyone else, averaged out.

You can spend all day whispering sweet nothings into a prompt box. You can tell it to be funny, witty, or “human.” It doesn’t matter. It’s still just math pretending to have a soul.

If you don’t touch the text, you don’t exist.

Take whatever the robot spits out and break it. Scuff it up. Inject your specific brand of weirdness. Edit the hell out of it until it actually sounds like a person who pays taxes and makes mistakes.